All right Megyn—we’re live in 5…4…3—

Wait! Run an extra commercial!


Just do it! Now!

OK—we’ve got 60.

Good. Um…Megyn…you’ve got a little…your left eye.

What? Oh, God. Again?

Yeah—let’s get make up in there. We might need 1 more commercial—get it cued up.

Ok—am I good? Both eyes good? Nose? Mouth?

Looking good, Megyn. Looking—wait—right ear!

For Christ’s sake. All right—is that everything?

I think we’re good. You ready to go?

Yes—no–Wait! You have to be kidding me. Will somebody get me a goddamned towel to sit on? Yes—red! Son of a…

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