Leading by Example


What is agenda for today?

Well, Mr. President, there has been uptick in dissent.


Yes—a few really public cases.

Such as?

Another rock band has put out nasty song.

Jail. Next.

That oil executive is speaking out again.

Jail. And take his money.

There is new expose in opposition newspaper.

Shoot reporter—no—poison. And close down paper. Any more?

That’s it.

Good—and get another public opinion survey out as soon as you have taken care of those three. Oh—and send transcript of meeting to Trump. He wanted tips.

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