Crooked Hillary used an umbrella today while Donald Trump just turned up his collar!
Donald Trump survives poisoned breakfast! The eggs were a little off, but Trump powered through them!
Donald Trump does 100 push-ups every day! Ok…it’s really six, but he pushes the hell out of them!
Donald Trump binge-watched all six seasons of Game of Thrones at the same time!
Crooked Hillary rigged his alarm clock today, but Donald Trump woke up on his own!
Donald Trump braves enemy territory to drive past inner city on the freeway!
Donald Trump orders his own room service for midnight snack!
Donald Trump wore three different Make America Great Again hats in one day—red white AND camo!
Donald Trump made Vladimir Putin wait three seconds before taking his call!
Donald Trump was slapped by five women today and kept on groping!