Trumptopia

How many we got on the docket today?

It looks like…twelve.

Twelve? Jesus, don’t they ever learn?

You’d think they would, wouldn’t you?

Yeah—those new libel laws are tough. I’d shut the fuck up.

Yeah, me, too.

Any repeaters?

Just Colbert again.

Shit, does he have any fingers left?

Not for much longer at this rate. At least Maher finally had the sense to give it a rest.

Well, he’s getting his tongue cut out next time, isn’t he? That’ll shut up anybody.

Nice one.

Thanks, I’m here all week.

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