Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
Here you go.
Just throw her on the back.
Wait a minute. I’m not dead!
She says she’s not dead.
She’ll be stone dead in a minute.
I just have pneumonia. I’m already on antibiotics!
I can’t take her if she’s not dead.
Don’t be a baby. Everyone saw you fall. You clearly have a neurological disorder.
I’m doing you a favor. You probably have mad cow.
Oh my God—you have the real one from being a cannibal. Don’t you?
Wait just a—
It just hit me! Vince Foster! You killed Vince Foster to eat him! Now you’ve got…whatever it’s called—mad Vince Foster!
Oh…oh…and—and Obama’s a Kenyan—he’s a cannibal, too! Where’s my phone—I gotta tweet this out.
I need to go for a walk…