Trump Is Watching




Height—we’ve got to fit you for a uniform.

Oh—OK—five four.

Good—now hop on the scale.

Hold on—you want to weigh me?

Standard procedure. Do you want the job?


Ew—163…and a half. Sorry, that won’t do.

What do you mean?

You don’t find our employee standards. You know—body mass—all that stuff.

You’re kidding, right?

Nope—sorry again. Have a good day.

Wait—isn’t there anything I can do?

Well…there are positions in housekeeping—oh—never mind. You’re not Hispanic.

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