Vlad—I need some advice.
Donald—we have already discussed.
Yes, yes—sorry…Mr. Putin.
Very well, what do you need?
Things are getting a little wild here. The hacking is helpful, but Crooked Hillary is all over me about this stupid tape.
Come on—show me a man who doesn’t say these things, and I’ll show you a real pussy. Am I right?
I am busy man. What is problem, Donald?
What do I do with her?
Of course—throw her in gulag.
Can I do that?
When you win. After election…you are president…gulag.
That’s brilliant V—I mean, Mr. Putin. The voters will eat this up. Gulag! Er—federal prison. Just brilliant. Is there anything—you name it—anything I can do for you? Anything at all?
Nyet, nyet—keep up good work. Everything is going according to plan.