Mr. Jackson?

Yes, Donnie—what is it?

I have a problem with my grade on the test.


Yeah—it isn’t fair.

Really? Did you find a mistake in my grading?

No, no—that’s not it. Your whole test is rigged. How am I supposed to get any questions right when everything is rigged?

Rigged? Really?

Yes—I see you talking with Jimmy and Laura after class. We all know why they get A’s in here. Terribly rigged—it’s a disgrace, really.

Uh huh.

Totally—I’m not going to stand for this. This is just unacceptable. My father’s going to hear about this. Believe me.

Your father?

That’s right—so what are you going to do about it?

You know the drill, Donnie.

Aw, come on Mr. Jackson. Just this once?

In the corner.


You know where the hat is.

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