All right John—give me the rundown on the rigging.
Aye, aye, ma’am! The mainmast is all set. We had to retie a few knots.
The mainsail is squared away, though.
The topsail had a new tear, but we stitched that up solid. No worries there.
Now the mizzenmast was a little wobbly.
Check your codebook—it’s in there.
One second…mizzenmast…mizzenmast…mizzenmast… Oh, yes, yes—mizzenmast— the media conspiracy. Gotcha.
Right the “mizzenmast” was a little wobbly, but we nailed that down.
This is really kind of fun. It’s like being a pirate.
Exactly. And no one can read this email without that codebook. Let ‘em hack all they want.