Want to play checkers?
Great—pick a side.
Uh…black—I like to go first.
Perfect. You know the rules?
Well, I paid a little extra and got the advanced rules.
Yep. So, actually red goes first. Black only goes first if you use the basic rules.
And every time I move, you lose a checker.
And every time you lose a checker, I get a king.
And Every time I get a king you lose a checker.
There—I win! Thanks for playing.