Genius

genius

Want to play checkers?

Sure.

Great—pick a side.

Uh…black—I like to go first.

Perfect. You know the rules?

Um…yeah—it’s checkers.

Well, I paid a little extra and got the advanced rules.

Oh, yeah?

Yep. So, actually red goes first. Black only goes first if you use the basic rules.

But—

And every time I move, you lose a checker.

Hold on—

And every time you lose a checker, I get a king.

What?

And Every time I get a king you lose a checker.

Come on.

There—I win! Thanks for playing.

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