Duke? What the hell is going on over there, Duke?

I’m sorry, Ms. Conway. There’s obviously been a mistake.

A mistake? You think?

Again, I’m very sorry. People over at The Crusader just got a little over exuberant.

Over exuberant? You know we can’t have this.

I know, but—

You know what our deal is.

I do, but—

Let’s hear it.



You’ll keep firing up the racists, and we’ll keep quiet.

What was that second part again?

We’ll keep quiet.

Damn right you will. If we have to keep condemning you guys, we’re all screwed. Just shut up and smile all the way to the voting booth.

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