Party Line


Mike, what the fuck?

Excuse me?

What are you doing out there?

I’m not sure what you mean, Donald.

That lovely woman in Iowa—what was her name? Rhonda? I mean, she’s no ten or anything—solid four—maybe a five with the right makeover—

What’s your point, Donald?

Oh—right! What are you doing telling her not to revolt?


The only way we lose is if they steal it from us. Of course we’re going to revolt.

Donald, that’s just not—

We can’t sit by and let Crooked Hillary steal this election! I will not let that woman turn me into a loser!

People lose elections.

Losers lose elections! We’re winning one way or another!


So just go back to shutting up and nodding your head out there, huh?

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