Dude, are you still playing Pokémon Go?

No, man, I’m over that. I got a new game.


Yeah—Trump Voter Go.

Trump Voter Go?

Yeah—same idea, but much more fun. You’re finding real people.

Any Trump voters?

Yeah—I mean you don’t get a whole lot of points for old white guys. Unless they have the hats on—that’s a bonus.

So more points for what—minorities?

Exactly. Women are worth a little more. Then college kids. College women start to be worth something. Find a black or Hispanic and you’re in business.

Ever find a Muslim?

God no. That’s like finding a Snorlax?

A what?

Dude, you gotta stay more up to date.

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