Endangered Species


Look! Over there!

Shhhh! I see them. Calm down. You’ll spook them. Don’t make any sudden moves.

I know. I know. This is just incredible. I’ve never seen three at once before.

They must be comfortable. This must be their natural habitat.

You mean?

Yeah—there’s probably more.

More than three? Oh, that would be too much. That would be crazy. I—I gotta get my camera out.

Careful, they don’t like their pictures taken.

I know.

They’re going to think you’re—

I know.


Look—when’s the last time you saw a Mexican? I thought so. I’m gonna get a picture of this. It’s unbelievable. This is going viral when I post it. Three at once…wow.

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