From Day One


What’s next?

We started working with the UN on the transfer of sovereignty.

Oh, good. How’s that coming?

We’re set up on the nuclear codes. As soon as you get sworn in, the codes will immediately switch over to the Secretary General.

Excellent. And the black helicopters?

They’re pre-positioning them around the country already. They’ve got them hidden inside of fake FEMA trailers.

Of course.

And the border patrol?

We start rounding them up the night before. There’s going to be a rolling blackout along with cell phone and Internet outages to keep things quiet.

Perfect! Now we just need the voters to deliver…

That’s a good one, Ma’am. The voter fraud algorithms are all set, too. Nothing can stop you now.

All right then. Just—you know—keep this out of email.

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