Extremely Qualified


Glad you could make it in today. Why don’t you start by telling me a little bit about yourself.

I’ve got a beautiful mind—really beautiful. It’s the most beautiful mind. Believe me.


And, let me tell you—everything’s the right size down below. I’ve never had any complaints. Believe me.

Um…I’m not really sure that’s relevant. Can we stick to your qualifications?

Sure, sure. Let me tell you—and this is important—this company’s got a lot of problems. Now I don’t know this for a fact, but this is what I’m hearing. A lot of people are talking about this. Lots of problems. And I’m the only one who can solve them. The only one. Believe me.

I see. Can you tell me more about how you’d do that?

Oh, we’ll do many things. I have tons of plans—the greatest plans. Beautiful plans. I’ll make this company great again.

Uh huh.

So, when do I start?

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