Did you get them all?


Are you sure?

Yes, I said I did. They’re right here.

OK—I’ll light the fire.

You sure we need to—

We’ve been over this. Yes, I’m sure. There’s no other option.

I know, it’s just—

There’s no other option.


OK—throw them in. Go ahead.

All right.

Hold on—that was only four.

No it wasn’t. That was—

I can count. It was only four.

OK—but…can’t I just keep the PhD? Just the one?

Are you kidding? The PhD? You know what would happen if you get caught with that. Come on. Burn the damn thing already.

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