Performance Enhancers


Ready for the next shot?

Yes, hurry up.

You know we can’t rush this. We finally got the mix right. You don’t want to faint in public again, do you?

No, of course not. Just please get it over with.

OK—that’s it for the growth hormone and the EPO. Now we just need to finish up with the steroids.

Fine, fine.

And…done. All set.

Fine let me have my hand.

Oh—I thought you had it. Has anyone seen Hillary’s hand? Anyone?

Nope—I’ve just got the extra foot. Wait here it is. And the glass eye!

Perfect, here you go, Ma’am.

How do I look?

Like a million bucks—two with the eye in.

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