Hail Mary


OK Guys—third and 10. We gotta make a play here. We’re running 64A trips right. Got it? 64A—

Hold it right there! What did you just say?

Wait—what? Who are you? Get off the field! We’re in the middle of a game.

I’ll decide who gets off this field. I’ll ask you again—what did you just say?

Who are you?

INS—now answer the question.

What? Third and 10?

No—after that.


Exactly! Just what I thought—a filthy Canadian. Stand back everyone—we’re taking him in!

What are you talking about? I was just—

Pipe down Gretzky, you’re coming with us.

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