Trumpial Profiling


Ok—who’s next?

We got Bobby Joe and Bobby Sue Jones.

Matching names—how cute. Look into that.

Already on it.

What else do we know about the Joneses?

Both mid-40s, white, high school grads—no college.

That all fits.

He’s a contractor. She doesn’t work.

Let me guess.

Yep—homeschooler—3 kids.

These fucking people. All right—what’s the plan?

I got a surveillance team parked in a van across the street. I’ve got another team ready to go in and place bugs, hack their computer—the usual.

OK—let’s get this up and running. The kind of ignorance these people are spreading is killing our country.

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