Putting out the Truth

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Hey Lester!

Yeah?

So we just got an email from Trump.

Oh?

Yeah—he’s not happy.

Really?

Yes—he’s not into the whole fact-checking thing.

I bet. What’s his point?

He says he’s not going to stand for it.

What does that mean?

I don’t know, but after the Matt Lauer fiasco, we can’t screw this one up.

Meaning?

Go easy on the fact checking?

You’re kidding.

No, we can’t afford to have this blow up in our faces.

So I’m supposed to just let him say whatever he wants?

Let Hillary fight her own battles.

The truth is a battle now?

Come on Lester. You know what I mean.

Fine—can I do anything?

Well, we do have a fire extinguisher for you…

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