I can’t believe he went there.
What?
The whole Weiner dick pics as national security threat thing. Even he can’t believe this one.
Well…
What?
You know the small hands thing?
Really?
Miniscule.
Ok—but what does that have to do with—
Think about his trips to Russia. Think about how good they are with hidden cameras.
You mean?
All I’m saying is now think about how much we have to pay to keep his exes and one night stands quiet.
Oh, now that all makes sense.
What do you think it takes to shut up Putin?