Bending over Backwards

trump-cruz

He’s here.

OK—send him in.

Right this way, Senator.

Thanks. Donald, it’s so great—

Stop! Not that way, Ted.

What?

On you knees—crawl up here.

You can’t be—

Knees!

Fine. This is—

What’s that? Your wife is a dog?

Now that is too—

Say it.

Donald!

Say it, or get out!

My…my—my wife is a dog.

And your dad killed JFK.

And…and…and my dad…killed JFK.

Oh, isn’t this fun? Now come kiss the ring.

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