Aleppo

omran

And we’re here with young Omran Daqneesh. For our viewers that don’t recognize the name, he’s the little boy rescued from his blown up house the other day. Omran, what do you think of Gary Johnson?

Is he going to help us?

Well, probably not him.

Is he an American?

Yes, he’s running for President.

He’s not coming to help?

Well…that might be hard.

It is hard to get here.

I don’t think that’s his problem.

So he’s not coming?

No, but he’s running for President. Gary Johnson—what do you think of him?

Yeah—you said that. Who the fuck is Gary Johnson?

Seriously?

Yeah.

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