JEB’s Blog

Our Hero!

Big news out of the Trump campaign.  The Donald survives an assassination attempt that never happened! Details, details…  More Tweets about The Donald’s bravery in the works.  SuperTrump

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Saturday Afternoon Beer Review — Jester King Nocturn Chrysalis

I was pretty bummed when Jester King ran out of beer at the GABF before I made my way to their booth.  I won’t make that mistake again.  Jester King Nocturn Chrysalis

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Bitter Medicine

Well, Paul Ryan swallowed…something…and is back on the stump for Trump.  DFTB got a special look at the First Draft of his speech!

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Get that Vote Out…of Here…

With only four days to go until election day, The Donald is working overtime to get his poll watchers ready.  His campaign is making sure these intrepid patriots are fully prepared to keep as many of their fellow citizens from voting as they can!  Voter Fraud Identification Guide

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Talking Points

You gotta give it to The Donald–he’s been sticking to his talking points the last few days.  I wonder how they’re managing to pull that off?  On Message

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Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink

The Donald was quick to disavow his endorsement by the the KKK’s newspaper.  Hard to imagine where the Klan would ever get the idea that Trump might support their views.  Repulsive

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Couldn’t Get Much Higher

Now it’s our turn in Colorado!  The Donald has decided that we are back in play, so he’s gone full Trump on us.  Step 1–obviously our election is rigged.  Yeah…  There’s not even enough pot here to cover that stink of that bullshit.  Rocky Mountain Way

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Good Grief

Poor Linus.  Every year he waits so patiently.  Every year The Great Pumpkin disappoints him.  Things could only be worse if The Great Trumpkin actually showed up.  Happy Halloween from DFTB!

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Credit Where It’s Due

The Donald was right!  There is voter fraud.  I’m not sure this is quite what he had in mind, though.  Proof

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Inside the Bubble

The whole email business is a little worrisome.  Somehow, The Donald’s base just won’t go away.  What’s going on there?  Enthusiasm

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