The Infinite Monkey Theorem Rose Wine

Election Survival Beer Series Yes…you read that right…wine. Hear me out. First, this wine comes in a can so it passes the snooty test. And it’s carbonated. And— OK, it’s a wine. But it does pass the “don’t fruit” test. As the official Italian friend of DFTB has opined, the only proper answer to red … Continue reading The Infinite Monkey Theorem Rose Wine