All right Megyn—we’re live in 5…4…3—
Wait! Run an extra commercial!
Just do it! Now!
OK—we’ve got 60.
Good. Um…Megyn…you’ve got a little…your left eye.
What? Oh, God. Again?
Yeah—let’s get make up in there. We might need 1 more commercial—get it cued up.
Ok—am I good? Both eyes good? Nose? Mouth?
Looking good, Megyn. Looking—wait—right ear!
For Christ’s sake. All right—is that everything?
I think we’re good. You ready to go?
Yes—no–Wait! You have to be kidding me. Will somebody get me a goddamned towel to sit on? Yes—red! Son of a…