Height—we’ve got to fit you for a uniform.
Good—now hop on the scale.
Hold on—you want to weigh me?
Standard procedure. Do you want the job?
Ew—163…and a half. Sorry, that won’t do.
What do you mean?
You don’t find our employee standards. You know—body mass—all that stuff.
You’re kidding, right?
Nope—sorry again. Have a good day.
Wait—isn’t there anything I can do?
Well…there are positions in housekeeping—oh—never mind. You’re not Hispanic.