Dude, are you still playing Pokémon Go?
No, man, I’m over that. I got a new game.
Yeah—Trump Voter Go.
Trump Voter Go?
Yeah—same idea, but much more fun. You’re finding real people.
Any Trump voters?
Yeah—I mean you don’t get a whole lot of points for old white guys. Unless they have the hats on—that’s a bonus.
So more points for what—minorities?
Exactly. Women are worth a little more. Then college kids. College women start to be worth something. Find a black or Hispanic and you’re in business.
Ever find a Muslim?
God no. That’s like finding a Snorlax?
Dude, you gotta stay more up to date.