Second Amendment Solution


Yahtzee! I win!

Wait—are you sure?

Yeah—five sixes. That’s all I need. I win.

I don’t know about that.

What do you mean you don’t know? You can see it.

I see five sixes, but I also see some fixed dice.

What? Who cheats at Yahtzee? Come on.

I think you’re cheating at Yahtzee. And I think my friends agree with me.

What friends? It’s just the two of us.

I think Smith and Wesson would disagree.

What? Over Yahtzee? Are you kidding?

You really leave us no choice. You cheated.


I just can’t let you win by cheating.

OK! You win—you win!

Think of the example that would set. That’s un-American.

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