Yahtzee! I win!
Wait—are you sure?
Yeah—five sixes. That’s all I need. I win.
I don’t know about that.
What do you mean you don’t know? You can see it.
I see five sixes, but I also see some fixed dice.
What? Who cheats at Yahtzee? Come on.
I think you’re cheating at Yahtzee. And I think my friends agree with me.
What friends? It’s just the two of us.
I think Smith and Wesson would disagree.
What? Over Yahtzee? Are you kidding?
You really leave us no choice. You cheated.
I just can’t let you win by cheating.
OK! You win—you win!
Think of the example that would set. That’s un-American.