One second…OK—I found you. Says here this is your first election?
Yes—I just turned 18.
Hey—we got a first timer! Lemme have the kit. Ok—let’s start with your ID.
Here you go.
I’m sorry. A college ID won’t do. Next!
Wait—wait—I have my driver’s license. Here you go.
All right…I guess that’s you. Bank card?
Do you have a bank card?
Good, good. OK—time for the fingerprints.
What? Are you kidding?
Do you want to vote or not?
But? But? Do you even take this seriously? I suppose you’re gonna tell me the DNA test and the strip search are over the line, too, huh? Kids today…