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Mr. Trump, thank you for joining us today.

Hahahahahahaha!

Um…Mr. Trump?

Hahahahahahaha!

Did we catch you at a bad time?

Oh—hahahahahahaha—no, no—hahahahahahaha—I’m sorry. Hahahahahahaha!

I’d really like to talk about your latest policy announcement.

Hahahahahahaha! I—really—hahahahahahaha—I have nothing to say about that.

Oh…OK…do you have any comment about Secretary Clinton’s emails, then?

Hahahahahahaha! Nope. I’ll pass. Hahahahahahaha!

Really?

Hahahahahahaha!

I guess that’s it then.

Oh—wait! Hahahahahahaha! I do have one thing. Hahahahahahaha! I love the poorly educated! Hahahahahahaha!

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This is starting to get serious. Go vote!

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