Mirror, Mirror

 

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the greatest of them all?

I said— Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the greatest of them all?

Oh—sorry—late night last night—making America Great Again and all…

I hear you—it’s hard work.

Very hard—the hardest.

Good thing we’re so good at it.

The best. No one works harder than us. People are talking about it. It’s what I’m hearing.

What else are you hearing?

Same thing I hear every day—we’re the greatest.

Say it again.

We’re the greatest!

Oh—it’s too much…OK—one more.

We’re the greatest!

What kind of things are we going to do?

Great things?

What things?

Who cares? They’re going to be great!

Damn right! One last time for the road?

We’re the greatest!

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