Um…excuse me—who are you?
Not to be concerned. I am from the technical support.
I don’t remember calling technical support.
Da—I mean yes, of course. We got…what is word…automatic—that’s it—automatic notification. I am here to do the helping. Your computer is—how they say— insecure.
Insecure? Doesn’t my anti-virus software take care of that?
Nyet—er…no—vulnerable to hackers. Most worrisome. Password please?
Password please. I need to set up…um…safety features.
I really don’t like giving out my password. How do I know you’re really from tech support? Do you have any kind of ID?
Da—yes—of course. I have letter from Nigerian Prince.