Thanks, Wolf, we’re at a Trump rally in Colorado talking to Trump voters. Excuse me, sir, can you tell me why you’re voting for Mr. Trump.

Well…I can sure tell you why I’m not voting for that bitch Hillary.

Excuse me?

You heard me—she’s crooked to core. These new emails just prove what we already know. She needs to go to jail!

Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!

So…you’re saying Secretary Clinton’s conduct disqualifies her.

Um…yeah—what you said.

And did you make this kind of evaluation of Mr. Trump?

Hell no! I’m with Trump to the end! Make American great again!

There’s nothing he could do in your mind to change your view?

Unless he tells me he like Mexicans, blacks, Muslims, or ugly old women, we’re good to go.

Yeah—no ugly chicks! No ugly chicks! No ugly chicks!

Especially Crooked Hillary!

Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!

Um…where were we?

Never mind…

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