Digging up Some Dirt


That’s it! I’m hitting her with Bill’s affairs! No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Are you sure? That could be kind of problematic for—

Of course I’m sure. Aren’t I always sure? I’ve got a great mind for this—the best mind. We start by throwing the 3 marriages at her.

Um…that was you.

What? Oh…yeah.   Hmmm…Ok then—what about when he left his first wife for the women he was having an affair with?

Nope—you again.

Damn…bragging about all the married women he slept with?

Uh uh.

Claiming that most powerful men have affairs?

What do you think?

You’ve got be—wait—can I just talk about how fat she is instead?

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