Damage Control

damage-control

For the next question—

Hold on! Hold on!

You’ll get your turn, Mr. Trump.

No, no—there’s a problem. There’s a technical problem.

Really? What’s wrong?

My microphone—something’s up with the microphone.

Oh—are you sure?

Yes, I’m sure. This is very fishy, you know. Very fishy. I’m not saying I know for sure, but it looks like something’s going on here.

I can assure you that’s not the case. Can someone come take a look at this?

I’m not so sure. This is really too much.

Honestly, I didn’t notice.

Didn’t notice? Really? Didn’t notice? People could hear every word I said! Every word! How am I supposed work with that?

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