Political Satire

I hate nothing more than somebody telling me what I should think, so I’m never going to do that. I want to make you laugh at Donald Trump. Where your thoughts take you from there is all on you. If I don’t make you laugh…well, I’m going to blame you for that, too.

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Exit Strategy


Thanks, Wolf. I’m here outside of Houston, and—let me tell you—it’s quite a scene.

It looks like it. Can you explain to our viewers what it is they’re seeing.

Well, Wolf—and anyone who is left—Houston seems to be the epicenter of the whole thing. With the mass exodus from both coasts the country has essentially folded down the middle and flung up on the ends.

And everyone who is left?

Is headed to Houston, one way or another.

What are the authorities doing about this?

Well, I tried to get someone from the National Geologic Survey to comment, but they seem to have flown the coop, too.

I see.

But local law enforcement and fire fighters have been stepping up all over the country. They’re passing out ropes and crampons so people can…you know…get their bearings.

Is that working?

Well, the Coast Guard is still pretty busy picking people out of the bay here. On the bright side, they plan to relocate those they rescue to New York and California. They think this will help the damage wear off in a decade or two—fifty years at the most.

More Satire

Extremely Qualified

Hail Mary


Three Quarters Empty

Sacred Duty

Endangered Species

Never Better


Back and Forth


Why Not?

Mirror, Mirror


Fire Down Below


Open Arms

True Love

Keeping Up


Happy Labor Day

How to Be a Good One

Movin’ on Up

All in the Family

Leading By Example


Keeping It Fluid

Never Again

Bring out Your Dead!

Orange Is the New What?

A (Tiny) Hair Trigger

Follow the Yellow Brick Wall

Hard Bargain

I Know You Are but What Am I?

Over the Edge

Second Amendment Solution

The Dog Ate What?

Trumpial Profiling

Trollus Americanus Trumpus

Back to the Past

Good to Go

Putting out the Truth

Bending over Backwards

Best and Brightest

Limbering Up

Damage Control

Digging up Some Dirt

The Emperor’s New Polls

Trump Is Watching

Don’t Tread on Trump

Yet Another New Low


Handling It

Steady Hand

Higher Standards

Expanding the Base

Hunt for Miss October

Gertrude Stein’s Guide to the Election

Enemy of the People

Cage Match

Party Line

Like Clockwork


From Day One

Performance Enhancers

Rigging for Sail

Blaming the Victim

Do the Math



Too Much

Gettysburg Regress

Draining the Swamp

Organ Donor

Fall Classic

We Was Robbed!

Red Meat



The Great Trumpkin

Rocky Mountain Way


On Message

Voter Fraud Identification Guide

First Draft


Your Brain on Trump

Trump v. Clinton, et al.