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Talking Points

You gotta give it to The Donald–he’s been sticking to his talking points the last few days.  I wonder how they’re managing to pull that off?  On Message

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Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink

The Donald was quick to disavow his endorsement by the the KKK’s newspaper.  Hard to imagine where the Klan would ever get the idea that Trump might support their views.  Repulsive

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Couldn’t Get Much Higher

Now it’s our turn in Colorado!  The Donald has decided that we are back in play, so he’s gone full Trump on us.  Step 1–obviously our election is rigged.  Yeah…  There’s not even enough pot here to cover that stink of that bullshit.  Rocky Mountain Way

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Good Grief

Poor Linus.  Every year he waits so patiently.  Every year The Great Pumpkin disappoints him.  Things could only be worse if The Great Trumpkin actually showed up.  Happy Halloween from DFTB!

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Credit Where It’s Due

The Donald was right!  There is voter fraud.  I’m not sure this is quite what he had in mind, though.  Proof

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Inside the Bubble

The whole email business is a little worrisome.  Somehow, The Donald’s base just won’t go away.  What’s going on there?  Enthusiasm

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You’ve Got Mail

And Hillary’s emails pull The Donald back from the brink…again…  Understandable, of course, if you buy Trump’s line that this is the worst corruption in the history of people.  Hmm…I guess there is an upside after all for aiming your campaign at the poorly educated.  Don’t let this work.  Go vote.  Red Meat

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Life Is Like a Basket of Deplorables…

We know The Donald has always been a big fan of the poorly educated.  You had to figure that might come back to bite him in the ass at some point, though…  We Was Robbed!

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Take Me out to the Ballgame…

We know Hillary’s rooting for the Cubs.  I wonder what The Donald thinks of the World Series…  Fall Classic

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Can We Have Your Liver?

Trump’s all about blasting Obamacare today.  To be fair, there’s clearly room for improvement.  I’m not quite sure it’s the complete catastrophe The Donald describes it as, though.  Organ Donor

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