JEB’s Blog

Double Dipping

Ok–Trump is killing me.  I just can’t keep up.  I had a piece all set for today, and then he has to go and talk about “premedication.”  And THEN he has to go flip flop his immigration position.  No amnesty, of course, but they can stay…the good ones…  What?  Anyway, the only sensible response is to write two satires for the day.  I’ll push back what I had planned and start off with Premedicated.  More to come in a few hours.

JEB

True to Himself

You’ve gotta give Trump credit for this–he is consistent.  It doesn’t look like he’s ever met a a conspiracy theory he doesn’t like.  Since being a birther worked for him, why not double down?  If you’re craving a dose of conspiracy theory with your breakfast (or lunch), check out today’s satire Never Better.

Day 2!

So we survived launch day.  It was pretty hectic with all  the social media we’ve got going on.  All in all it was a very good day.  I want to thank all of you who shared/liked/retweeted and just visited the website.  We’re off to a very good start.  We got lots of hits and likes.  I know it’s up to me to keep it going.  Here’s daily satire #2: Endangered Species.  I hope you like it.  As always, share/like/retweet/buy a billboard to advertise it, as appropriate.  Thanks.

JEB

And We’re Live…

Welcome to Don’t Fruit the Beer.  I’m excited to get this under way.  For too long, too many people have been slavishly falling in line, and putting fruit in their beer.  This just has to stop.

I know, some of you think fruiting your beer makes it better.  It doesn’t.  Stop it.  Now.

Oh–and I’ll have some things to say about the election while I’m at it.  Hopefully you’ll let me be your daily stop for a quick satire about The Donald.  I certainly won’t run out of material.  I’m kicking things off with Extremely Qualified.  Check it out if you haven’t yet.  There are links to more if you like what you see.

JEB