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Men In Hats Are Coming…

Men In Hats are coming… Stay tuned…

#MIH #DontFruitTheBeer

Bottoms Up!

Well…at least we can say it’s over.  DFTB rang in the end…er…beginning…er..whatever we’ve got now with Ale to the Chief and La Fin du Monde.  Post Election Beer Review: Avery Ale to the Chief and Unibroue La Fin du Monde

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Wow…

So…yeah…  The unthinkable…brought to us courtesy of the unthinking.  Take the day to piss, moan, carry on, and scream at the universe that it’s not fair, but then we’ve got to move on.  He won, and we’ve all got to deal with it the best we can.  One thing we can’t do, though, is lose our sense of humor.  We’re going to need it…  Exit Strategy

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That Didn’t Take Long

And The Donald’s lawsuits have begun–first one in Nevada!  Sadly, I had Pennsylvania in the pool.  On a happier note, DFTB scored an exclusive look at the next desperation filing.  Trump v. Clinton, et al.

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Election Day

The end is finally nigh!  Let’s hope that just applies to the election.  If you’re looking for a way to survive tonight’s festivities with your favorite beverage, DFTB has you covered.  Bipartisan Beer Drinker’s Guide to Election Night

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Damage Done

Let us fervently hope that these are our last two days of all Trump all the time.  I’m a little worried, though, that he might have already done lasting damage.  Your Brain on Trump

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Our Hero!

Big news out of the Trump campaign.  The Donald survives an assassination attempt that never happened! Details, details…  More Tweets about The Donald’s bravery in the works.  SuperTrump

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Saturday Afternoon Beer Review — Jester King Nocturn Chrysalis

I was pretty bummed when Jester King ran out of beer at the GABF before I made my way to their booth.  I won’t make that mistake again.  Jester King Nocturn Chrysalis

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Bitter Medicine

Well, Paul Ryan swallowed…something…and is back on the stump for Trump.  DFTB got a special look at the First Draft of his speech!

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Get that Vote Out…of Here…

With only four days to go until election day, The Donald is working overtime to get his poll watchers ready.  His campaign is making sure these intrepid patriots are fully prepared to keep as many of their fellow citizens from voting as they can!  Voter Fraud Identification Guide

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